oops

1. (oops) (532↑, 180↓)

(v) to engage in sexual intercourse with the intent, unbeknownst to the partner, of causing a pregnancy. This word is used specifically in instances where one partner believes that birth control is intact or being used, while the other has damaged/removed birth control without the knowledge or consent of the first partner, for an ulterior motive such as forcing the partner into a shotgun wedding situation as a means of securing the partner as a mate, or producing a child that the partner does not yet/ever want. This may include but is not limited to intentionally missing the Pill, removing diaphragms, or poking holes in a condom. Although more commonly done by women, men have also engaged in oopsing. Oopsing involves an obscene abuse and betrayal of the partner's trust, not to mention the objectification of the partner into someone whose plans to remain childless, for whatever reason, no longer matter. Oopsing is thusly one of the most disgusting acts imaginable, and ought to be a prosecutable offence.

'How could you oops your lover? Shame on you for stooping to such betrayal\!'

Author: Child Hatter http://oops.urbanup.com/121270

2. (oops) (398↑, 82↓)

Something people say when they screw up

Parent to child: WHAT THE [HELL] DID YOU DO THAT FOR?\!?\!? child: ..oops..

Author: Hannah Banana http://oops.urbanup.com/590427

3. (oops) (290↑, 32↓)

The most dreadful word in nuclear physics.

OOPS\!\!\! (Chernobyl, 26.04.86; Chelyabinsk-40, 29.09.57; Three Mile Island, 28.03.79; etc)

Author: ex-physicist http://oops.urbanup.com/3081766

4. (oops) (288↑, 192↓)

When you are having sex with a girl and,without her expecting it, you stick it in her ass. When she turns to look at you with that "What're you doing?" expression, you say "Oops\!" and start railing her in even harder in the ass.

"I gave her an 'oops' last nite...she'll never be the same\!"

Author: H to the P http://oops.urbanup.com/921009

5. (oops) (179↑, 118↓)

what the fuck did you just do\!

"THIS red button\!?"

Author: cath http://oops.urbanup.com/446218

6. (oops) (85↑, 50↓)

The most dreadful word in nuclear physics.

OOPS\!\!\! (Chernobyl, 26.04.86; Chelyabinsk-40, 29.09.57; Three Mile Island, 28.03.79; etc)

Author: ex-physicist http://oops.urbanup.com/3083954

7. (Oops) (26↑, 8↓)

a potentially vague, yet promptly conclusive statement used with the intention of relieving or emphasizing certain failure induced through an alleged mistake made by the directed force or specimen.

Johnny cut the red wire, which painfully ended the life of the poor kitten. If he instead had the presence of mind to cut the green wire, the kitten's life could have been saved, and himself avoided the criminal consequences of abusive animal treatment. Oops.

Author: Great Spike II http://oops.urbanup.com/4733654

8. (oops) (10↑, 1↓)

What you say right as you realize that you have no chance of becoming the U.S. President anymore.

"Oops." -Rick Perry

Author: Ninjablonde25 http://oops.urbanup.com/6199729

9. (Oops) (13↑, 4↓)

The place where a suspended account goes on Yahoo\! Answers.

After last night's raid on the Cat's section, Doc got a one way ticket to Oops.

Author: Lililf http://oops.urbanup.com/4888562

10. (oops) (7↑, 1↓)

The last thing you want to hear from a surgeon.

Medical Intern: Now, I just make an incision in the -- oops\! I forgot the anesthetic\!

Author: PresterJohn http://oops.urbanup.com/5807946

11. (Oops) (7↑, 5↓)

A one word euphemism for sexual intercourse, especially regarding drunken and unplanned encounters and/or one night stands. Seen mostly in text messages sent to one's best friend the day after commiting said drunken act.

sms from Brook to Jake: "Oops." sms from Jake to Brook: "Who'd you fuck."

Author: StarQueenBitch http://oops.urbanup.com/4895470

12. (oops) (1↑, 1↓)

When you do something really good. And you expect props from your peers. Also a Michael Jordan raise of the hand while saying it always too.

Make all cups in beer pong. OOPS Dunk on some bitch in basketball. OOPS did i do that.

Author: Shalley Dalley http://oops.urbanup.com/5307598

13. (oops) (110↑, 120↓)

when you are hitting it doogie style, instead of going in the cutter, you shove it in her butt and when she turns around with a suprised expression on her face, you say, "oops"

"oops, my bad" hahahahahaha

Author: Kyle http://oops.urbanup.com/1121201

14. (Oops) (33↑, 87↓)

v. when one has lost count of one's prescription medication; particularly benzos

"How many Xanax did I take? I think I oopsed"

Author: oonagh http://oops.urbanup.com/449595

15. (oops) (12↑, 69↓)

An acronym for Obscured Oriental Posterior Situation. When one comments to a friend on the attractiveness of a girl's backside only to later realize that the subject in question is asian.

Whoa dude, check out the ass on the girl in red\! Who? That one? Oops, my bad.

Author: The Duke of Santiago http://oops.urbanup.com/3288559

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Last updated: 2012.03.01